The fun I have in elevators has no limits and could very well border on the sociopathic.
During dinner break, I was in a lift with several other work colleagues. We were on our way to the building canteen for some dirt cheap dinner. True to form, meals there are known to taste a little bit like dirt.
So anyway, hungry but a cheerful group, we piled into the open elevator. I stood next to the control panel because I’m a big elevator control freak and pressed the door open button while waiting for my workmates to come inside. There were others behind us, a couple from a different company. I waited patiently. They stood in the doorway and lingered there while the guy spoke to someone outside my line of vision. This third person wasn’t riding with us. I wasn’t really in a hurry nor was I particularly hungry but I found this guy’s behavior inconsiderate. I shall educate him, I thought mischievously. I pressed the door close button briefly and let the doors close in on the couple a little, not touching them but startling them enough to cause them to stop talking and hustle inside. Aww, and they were having such a nice chat and all! It’s just in or out, bitches, stay in the middle and risk being crushed to death! Some do-gooder behind me made to press the door opening button but I switched buttons quickly, making him withdraw. I’m sure he thought I didn’t mean to do it on purpose. Oh but I did. Then I heard myself laugh maniacally in my head.
Once inside, the slightly shaken couple composed themselves and were silent. I pressed the door close button for the last time, my face devoid of expression.
Going up.
MWAHAHAHAHA you should have let the doors try to shudder close on them, lifts have got auto door stops anyway… right?
Well they stop “automatically” when the doors hit something hehehe. I didn’t want to get charged with assault, just wanted to startle them
Good on you! I would’ve done the exact same thing.
Inconsiderate people…tsk, tsk
but you ARE sociopathic =)