What audacity!

Someone has defaced my sign! (if confused, read previous post Such villainy!)
What cheek! I am beginning to take this as a personal affront. Some joker has taken it upon himself (or herself, as I suspect) to write a suggestion for me! It is here:
Loose translation: “Get another one (tissue roll) from the restroom”
Of all the [...]

Such villainy!

Despite my mother’s insistence that I stay home and convalesce properly, I decided to go to work. I got to the office without incident. I sat at my desk and got settled in. I reached into my drawer to take out the supplies I was to use for the day. To my utter horror, I [...]