Pinoy overheard #2

Two girls are walking back to their desks with a couple of packets of junk food. One girl reads from the label of one:
Girl 1: Bakit ‘ribbed’? Diba pang-condom yun?
Girl 2: (laughing) Anong ‘ribbed’? Ano ba naman yan pinagsasabi mo?
Girl 1: Diba? ‘Ribbed’ as in ‘for extra pleasure’?
Girl 2: (slightly scandalized but giggling) Ay wala akong [...]

Pinoy overheard #1

Two girls in an FX gossiping about a work colleague who has somehow managed to convince the big boss to give her at least two international flight tickets every year at the company’s expense.
Spiteful Girl 1: Asan si Mam Tanya?
Spiteful Girl 2: E, ayun. Nasa France.
Spiteful Girl 1: Kasama si Sir Johnny sa conference?
Spiteful Girl [...]